I found this list in one of my babytalk magazines (yes I still read those.) Although I did edit it a bit to my own liking. So here it is...
10 Signs You've Got to Get Out More
1. You find yourself cooing at the mailman.
2. You read baby name books (and babytalk magazine) for the entertainment value.
3. You have a favorite Teletubby (or Little Einstein, Wonder Pet, Backyardigan, Wiggle, etc)
4. You're miles from home before you realize your blouse is unbuttoned.
5. Your life is full of passionate kisses, warm embraces, and ecstatic declarations of love- with someone whose age is measured in months.
6. You've memorize the 3 am television line-up, but couldn't name a single news event since Bush (Bush, right?) won the last presidential election.
7. You now have over 2,000 photos of the baby, and not a single one of anybody or anything else.
8. Getting dolled up for a special occasion means wearing shoes and brushing your hair.
9. You try to make small talk with the cashier at the drive-up window just to get in some adult conversation.
10. The most dramatic moment of your day involves a bowel movement.
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I love it! How funny! Yes, Many (too many) of those apply to me. My favorite little einstein is Quincy. Dressing up does mean that I brush my hair (and sometimes even change out of my sweatshirt). I love my mail carrier and always run out to talk to her (pathetic? Yes.) I will not continue... it is to embarrassing.
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